Dear God,
I know I’m not a frequent visitor to your house every week, but since I have nothing to write right now, I thought I would drop you a line, I’m not quite sure whether you even have the internet up there in heaven, I mean your the BIG MAN in charge of the wide world so why does the man who is in charge of the wide world, not also have the world wide web?. And you are bound to have plenty of electricity I mean you have thunderbolts up there, or are you feeling the crunch like the rest of us?.

My apologies, I seem to be asking a lot of questions and I know how busy you must be, what with running the world, answering prayers and what not. Maybe you should hire a secretary … maybe not.
But in all seriousness you must get mighty peeved when someone uses your name in vain i.e GOD ALL MIGHTY, FOR GOD SAKE, AW GOD.

Anyhow, your a busy man, places to go, people to smite and all that, so I’ll close by saying your doing a sterling job, maybe calm the beans with the terrorists, we all need crackpots but lets limit them to one every solar system, maybe try to do something about poverty and famine if you can like, i know we have Sir Bob Geldof but he is but one man and quite frankly I think he is trying to look like you more and more every day. Finally could you do us all a favour and get rid of that infernal Scottie McClue, his act is as tired and woren as Paddington Bear, I don’t want you to do away with him, just you know make him disappear from the airwaves.

Well that’s me, I have to go now, thanks for the chat and well if you are ever in the neighbourhood, look me up.

All the best, your faithful servant (kinda)
Brett

based upon the blog entry Dear God written by Chris of ThatGuyOverThere.com

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